A
lot has happened, yet I’m short on time…
I’ll start by reminding
everyone of how the Fagsite (Scapegoats) brought
us the exclusive story of how people whine, well, I’d like to remind everybody
how Eyal was whining about the death of Brun…
It’s oh so nice to read the miniature – masturbate thing about Yoav (I wonder where
you heard it first…).
By the way, nice going on
that e-mail bulletin about the new gothic-porn-escapade, care to pass the
remains of good ol’ scrawny after the Babylonian tower crushed him to bits?
Great,
now that the personal crap is out of the way (ooh, they’re at it again, please,
someone, anyone, help! Eyals’ fragile ego is in need of protection – Yoav? Care
to volunteer? Maybe an e-mail to sort things out?), I can move to the main
course, the source of the title: I now invite you to have a look at Galdriel’s
inventory a moment before she takes of…
Yes,
you guessed it; I will now reflect my thoughts of bad habits shown to us by good old
Bender (or as I like to think of him lately – old belcher), not including the
body noises, did you ever consider working in the airport as a security officer
or a scale operator? No? Well, you’re pretty good at it! I think you went over
the line when you started charting my weight allowance (without even knowing
what is it that I have or not), next time – butt off (literally!) and mind your
own business, and if you’re that bored (ran out of spells to check?) and into
calculations, do your own (don’t forget the complementary craw-bar each
character you make receives… 4lbs right?).
The
last thing I want to talk about is the tardiness you all show, I gave up on
you…
If
I made it on time to talk to Eyal pre-game (after going to Ramat-Hasharon –
driving Mrs Oddish), so can you (and that includes you too Fagxter!), so from
now on, you can start without me, I have better things to do.
I
know it’s short, but, as I said before, I’m busy…
Learning
from experience and remembering last times’ Good Idea – Bad Idea
Yet
again, eating Oreos and drinking coffee
Eating
Oreos and drinking coffee early in the game, thus having your up and about
stage end at 12:00 like an over-binged Cinderella